did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she peed on how many people?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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