let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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