i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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