It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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