Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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