You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I cockslap morals
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
