He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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