sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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