Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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