problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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