Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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