But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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