ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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