Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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