But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i barfeds in our rink
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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