How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
