Heybabeimwearingurpanties
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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