Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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