He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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