Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
