There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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