The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Randomize