You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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