I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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