Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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