Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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