covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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