Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I am mentally ready for anal.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
