i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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