Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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