I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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