Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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