i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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