Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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