kristin has been a bad kristin
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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