OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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