I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
