dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
is it fun? or sober?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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