I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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