how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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