Too much gin, very little bucket
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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