It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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