i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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