I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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