i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You ate ashes out of my bong
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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