i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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