I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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