Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just googled if crying burns calories
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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