So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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