Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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