Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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