i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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