i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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