stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My legs feel like baby dolphins
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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