My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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