I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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