So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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